Gorilla Flipping

What it is

Gorilla — or guerrilla — house flipping. I’m not taking big swings like I used to. I’m not taking big risks where I can bet the farm and lose the farm and my family. I’m only doing small controlled wins, building my wealth one step at a time.

The rules are simple enough to write on an index card. Stay in your backyard. Buy median-priced houses. Match baseline finishes to the neighborhood. Don’t take on structural work, additions, or ground-up builds. Keep operations lean, solo or one part-time helper. No payroll. Run everything through subcontractors, not employees. Finish the flip, take the base hits profit, buy the next one.

I used to do the opposite. I built a masterpiece in Denver — took the roof off, built a second story, poured custom concrete countertops, installed a two-story indoor waterfall. Listed it at $795,000 in a neighborhood that capped at $667,000. Lost $200,000. Across the street, a guy named Glenn in flipflops did a basic cosmetic on a median-priced house and made six figures in six months. He did base hits. I swung for a home run. His house closed. Mine almost broke me.

That’s where gorilla flipping comes from.

Why it matters

The default assumption new flippers bring is that bigger deals make bigger money. They don’t. Bigger deals make more visible money when they work, and catastrophic losses when they don’t. Strikeouts take you out of the game. Being out of the game is what kills flippers — not the losses themselves, but the inability to stay swinging after them.

Gorilla flipping is designed around staying in the game indefinitely, not optimizing any single deal.

Every piece of content telling you to go bigger, scale faster, raise capital, do multifamily, build a brand — is pointed away from the thing that actually works for a single operator. The thing that works is small, controlled, repeatable. Stop chasing 10X. Start with 1X. Get to 10 flips and one rental before you even think about syndication. The people selling the big-deal dream are making their money off course sales, not flips.

How it shows up

The operational shape of gorilla flipping: one operator, one or two active flips at a time, one neighborhood, a stable depth chart of 6-10 trusted subs, zero employees. The business runs out of a truck and a laptop. No office, no logo, no team. Profit per flip is usually somewhere in the $30K-$60K range on cosmetic work. The money is made on volume and consistency, not on any single heroic deal.

I’ve got 22 active projects right now and I manage them with no payroll, no boss, and no hammer — except at home. That’s the model.

The adjacent philosophies stack. base hits is the sports metaphor for the same idea. The all weather approach is what gorilla flipping looks like across market cycles. The buy box is the filter that tells you whether a given deal fits. The miy method is the operating model: you’re your own GC, running subs directly, capturing the margin a traditional GC would keep.

Gorilla flipping won’t put you on a magazine cover. HGTV actually called me years ago, wanted me to do a show. The stipulation was one flip per month. I was doing high-end stuff that took way longer than a month. Ultimately I had to pass. The show would have made me famous. Gorilla flipping put me at $25 million in real estate.

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